Just a few things, God

As I was mowing my yard this morning, it occurred to me once again how lucky we are to have such a loving, and amazing Deity, but it also occurred to me that there are a few things that I wish were different. So, I don’t mean to look a gift Creator in the Omnipotence, but here are a few requests I have of our God in Heaven.

  1. Seeing as how we got a puppy for Christmas is there any way you could make dog poop bright red?
  2. Along the same lines, could we make mosquitos like fireflies, or maybe have ominous music come out of their tiny mouths as they are flying towards us?
  3. Have you ever thought about putting a volume control on babies and little children?
  4. What’s with the pinky toe? It’s ugly on just about everyone.
  5. Since cows are so delicious, could you put a bunch of vitamins and healthy stuff in them?
  6. Could we give sharks a bunch of cute baby teeth instead?
  7. And when it comes to mankind, could you go back and make us loving and caring and understanding and patient and willing to work together for the greater good – you know, instead of what we have now?

Thank you for reading my 109th blog.

Mark Inglis

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